像大部分情侣一样，我也偶尔会和配偶产生一些分歧，最近一次是我发现自己每次吃完芦笋后的尿尿会有刺鼻气味，但我的配偶非但不以为然，反而嘲笑我有芦笋尿尿味，导致我近一周以来非常自卑，觉得自己低人一等，做什么事情都打不起精神。直到今天公司举行了一次社交距离圣诞聚餐，我又鼓起勇气尝了一根芦笋，果不其然，我的尿尿又开始难闻起来，于是趁午休做了一点research，发现人类消化芦笋会产生甲基硫醇和二甲基硫醚，which就是很刺鼻。我又好奇了，为什么配偶不会产生这种化合物呢，于是我进一步发现，她不是不会产生，而是她压根闻不到，医学术语为芦笋嗅觉缺失症患者。看到这里，没有患芦笋嗅觉缺失症的我，虽然心中浮起了一丝骄傲，但我依然在三秒钟内整理表情，皱起了八字眉和三角眼同情地看着对方，左手半捂着嘴巴，从嗓子眼里沙哑地挤出一句：“Aw you little poor thing”
如果你连自己努力挣钱都需要别人督促你的话，那么我想你还是做一条咸鱼吧，你这一辈子就应该活在社会最底层，你就应该贫穷困苦一辈子，这不是对谁的恶意预测，这只是残酷的社会现实罢了！
If you even need to be urged to make money by others, then I think you'd better be a salted fish. You should live at the bottom of the society for the rest of your life and be poor and miserable for the rest of your life. This is not a malicious prediction for anyone, it is just a cruel social reality!
If you even need to be urged to make money by others, then I think you'd better be a salted fish. You should live at the bottom of the society for the rest of your life and be poor and miserable for the rest of your life. This is not a malicious prediction for anyone, it is just a cruel social reality!
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晚上好啊~[月亮]12.17/今日份互唱打榜不互主 不满1⃣ 5⃣ 字不hui哦 尽量不要带hui字谢谢啦~[羞嗒嗒]
I feel it here within my soul
My poor lost soul
It makes me so hysterical
The way things go
But if forever lasts till now
Alright~[心]
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晚上好啊~[月亮]12.17/今日份互唱打榜不互主 不满1⃣ 5⃣ 字不hui哦 尽量不要带hui字谢谢啦~[羞嗒嗒]
I feel it here within my soul
My poor lost soul
It makes me so hysterical
The way things go
But if forever lasts till now
Alright~[心]
#2020华晨宇火星演唱会##华晨宇春暖花开2020#
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