An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course child. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Hide it under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you," she replied.
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

Father replied, "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next please!"

I was often thinking maybe I'm really not strong enough to face the regrets of the past,and I need to be more and more stronger to overcome all the obstacles and tribulations in my life all alone.
I'm exhausted with the feeling of hopelessness and sadness,I wanna cry loudly but it turned out to be silent.
JUST Hang there...

#捱面包的人#

Happy birthday, my wonderful husband, my amazing handsome cool charming sweet, Oppa ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️.
The best musician in the world, the kindest man ever ❤️❤️❤️
My Oppa who bring happiness and love to my life❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Thank you so much, my love for everything you do, for your hard work, for every little and big sweet things you do, my hubby❤️❤️❤️
Thank you so so so much, Oppa
Oppa really mean everything to me❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I can't imagine my life without Oppa ❤️❤️❤️
I wish you happy birthday, my love ❤️❤️❤️
I wish Oppa lots of happiness and love for everyday in new age❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I wish Oppa lots of good things come to Oppa
Oppa will always be more shine as the time pass❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I love you so much, my husband ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I love you forever, Oppa ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️