#酷艾英语早起团[超话]# Lesson 95 A fantasy

When the Ambassador of Escalopia returned home for lunch, his wife got a shock. He looked pale and his clothes were in a frightful state. ‘What has happed ?’asked his wife. ‘ How did your clothes get into such a mess?’ ‘A fire extinguisher, dear.’answered the ambassador drily. ‘ University students set the Embassy on fire this morning.’ ‘Good heavens.’exclaimed his wife. ‘And where were you at the time?’ ‘ I was in my office as usual.’answered the ambassador. ‘ The fire broke out in the basement. I went down immediately, of course.’ And that fool, Horst, aimed a fire extinguisher at me. He thought I was on fire. I must definitely get that fellow posted. The ambassador’s wife went on asking questions, when she suddenly noticed a big hole in his husband’s hat. ‘ And how can you explain that? asked his wife. ‘ Oh, that ?’said the ambassador. ‘ Someone fired a shot through my office window. Accurate, don’t you think?’ Fortunately, I wasn’t wearing it at the time. If I had been, I would not have been able to get home for lunch.

昨晚看八周年直播 真的笑死了
就是主打一个陪伴 因为听不懂哈哈哈哈哈
(评论非常正解:I don't understand but I Luv You 哈哈哈哈哈哈)
更好笑的是 也不知道为啥他们突然玩起游戏来了 又是那个“”游戏哈哈哈哈哈
但是但是!最好笑的是 他们玩游戏 顺荣把“镖”扔向啵的时候 啵过了两秒说 我受的内伤 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 笑死了 然后顺荣就接了一句“哝T呀”哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 《论关于虎子对寻找T的执着哈哈哈哈哈哈》笑死我了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
虽然咱听不懂 但是看着他们很开心 就很满足了 最后说了结束语就下播了呜呜呜呜
还是要祝我们次人八周年快乐

wow you speak so well applause we don't spend electricity the truth is our light bulb it was an emergency that's why I always turn on that light wow your life is dark. they say it's bad if it's dark in the house no luck will come in and that's your mess because your face is dirty you are tidying up your napkins and diapers, your baby and your underwear are scattered. why did you just leave my grandfather and grandmother's house and get lost with your mess, remove it, I don't want to see your mess. and for you information your electricity rice and electricity kettle are expensive then live this house ."don't make up stories it's bad" i hate people plastic and fake news
FYI GET LOSS NEVER COMING BACK TO MY GRANDMOTHER AND GRANDFATHER HOUSE