Fable story “No Surprise”: once there is a man who sold magic pills. Advertising words : take a pill and never get sick. You take a pill, and you got sick. AD: it’s ok, even sick, it’s won’t be a seriously illness, then your illness become seriously. AD: it’s ok, even if you are really sick, you are not going to die. Then you are dying. AD: it’s ok, even when you die, you won’t die badly, then you die a horrible death. AD: it’s ok, here is something that can bring you come back from death, take another pill ? then you take another pill, and then you find you did came back to life —— you turn into a pig~
I have never seen anyone so brazen.

Häagen-Dazs：一个因爱而生的品牌，注定充满了浪漫情怀。
当一个痴情的人为爱专心做事的时候，一切都是那么的无可挑剔！
你，有没有找到为你所爱的事物痴情付出的Mr Right?

If yes，千万抓着别放手[坏笑]并和他（她）一起享受属于你们的甜蜜幸福时刻吧！

Häagen-Dazs moon cakes, let me know if you need！[笑而不语]

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