在一个车桩点停下休息，看见个人领着俩老外在小绿车前比划着，“艾弟卡得，公叫卡，刷一下，非里古德，no押金……”我和他相觑一笑。
whate fuckin language？coni helpu？thisis public bicycle，we canuthe application named Alipay，openit，yeah，endits free in sixteen minutes，so easy.然后其中一个老外会惊喜地说道，wow！nice！thankyou！ye Englishis wonderful！coni getyour WeChadid？最后我淡然一笑，thankyou，budi not hear，ive to go，gluck，gbye.
学口语入魔的我揣着腹稿是真想冲上去装个13,光臆个想就很爽。

风筝男/雷神/国父富兰克林的《穷查理智慧书》比查理忙哥的《宝典》更耿直。[并不简单]

Poor Richard's Almanack：

● Take this remark from Richard poor and lame, Whate'er's begun in anger ends in shame.
（记住穷查理的话：凡事始于愤怒，必将终于耻辱。）

● He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines.
（好医生都知道，大多数药其实都没啥用）

● There is neither honour nor gain, got in dealing with a villain.
（跟流氓做买卖，既无收益，也无信用。）

evouring time, blunt thou the lion's paws,
And make the earth devour her own sweet brood;
Pluck the keen teeth from the fierce tiger's jaws,
And burn the long-lived phoenix in her blood;
Make glad and sorry seasons as they fleet'st,
And do whate'er thou wilt, swift-footed Time,
To the wide world and all her fading sweets,
But I forbid thee one most heinous crime:
O, carve not with thy hours my love's fair brow,
Nor draw no lines there with thine antique pen;
Him in thy course untainted do allow
For beauty's pattern to succeeding men.
Yet do thy worst, old Time: despite thy wrong,
My love shall in my verse ever live young.