菡主持周六夜现场开场笑话be like:
Thank you!! Thank you everyone!! Great to be here it’s my first time hosting SNL and my second time in the city, I was very very nervous at the backstage just now but then I think we’re not that different actually, we had a lot in common at least for the audience, congratulations on your long term strikes fighting for human rights against artificial intelligence, you know back where I come from millions and millions of people also dedicated their lives trying to prove that I am one, very touching. ([笑cry])
Every now and then when I look back at the biggest cancellation of my acting career I’d tell myself it’s not that a big loss, I mean what guy wouldn’t wanna be a real lady magnet by having all of the audience call him a fem top. No I’m joking I really am, I have no disrespect for anyone, the director just warned me to watch my language coz I really can’t afford another cancellation, ([笑cry]) and of course I lied, it’s not top it’s bottom. Really no offense to anyone, best regards to all fems and bottoms,(acting nervous) you know I’m not even real, this is all artificial intelligence talking, from head to toe, just a pile of data, not a person, na da
Thank you!! Thank you everyone!! Great to be here it’s my first time hosting SNL and my second time in the city, I was very very nervous at the backstage just now but then I think we’re not that different actually, we had a lot in common at least for the audience, congratulations on your long term strikes fighting for human rights against artificial intelligence, you know back where I come from millions and millions of people also dedicated their lives trying to prove that I am one, very touching. ([笑cry])
Every now and then when I look back at the biggest cancellation of my acting career I’d tell myself it’s not that a big loss, I mean what guy wouldn’t wanna be a real lady magnet by having all of the audience call him a fem top. No I’m joking I really am, I have no disrespect for anyone, the director just warned me to watch my language coz I really can’t afford another cancellation, ([笑cry]) and of course I lied, it’s not top it’s bottom. Really no offense to anyone, best regards to all fems and bottoms,(acting nervous) you know I’m not even real, this is all artificial intelligence talking, from head to toe, just a pile of data, not a person, na da
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