#diss love# 这一话也很喜欢
正火热呢俩人突然发现没gel,于是哥掏出来一个lotion作为替代,“反正那里也算是皮肤,应该也可以用的吧…”
结果小狗把lotion抢过来开始研读成分表。
哥:“真的会有哪个傻子认真读成分表吗?”
小狗一边闻一边在网上一个个搜索每个成分的名字中…
哥:“哦,傻子就在这儿呢。”
3 thousand years later小狗激动地说哥你看这成分果然不能用在那里的绝对不可以!
哥:“踏马的用lotion成分来拒绝我,您是真牛b”(然后开始✈️)
正火热呢俩人突然发现没gel,于是哥掏出来一个lotion作为替代,“反正那里也算是皮肤,应该也可以用的吧…”
结果小狗把lotion抢过来开始研读成分表。
哥:“真的会有哪个傻子认真读成分表吗?”
小狗一边闻一边在网上一个个搜索每个成分的名字中…
哥:“哦,傻子就在这儿呢。”
3 thousand years later小狗激动地说哥你看这成分果然不能用在那里的绝对不可以!
哥:“踏马的用lotion成分来拒绝我,您是真牛b”(然后开始✈️)
塞翁失马焉知非福。
April, autumn and midnight; they all sound better in Paris. It’s arguably the only city in the world that draws over 30 million people each year to its monuments by associating them with a single emotion: love.
Yet for me, for a long while, the mere mention of Paris provoked feelings of sadness and humiliation because I had my heart broken under the Eiffel Tower.
Almost a decade later, I finally did something to change all that.
April, autumn and midnight; they all sound better in Paris. It’s arguably the only city in the world that draws over 30 million people each year to its monuments by associating them with a single emotion: love.
Yet for me, for a long while, the mere mention of Paris provoked feelings of sadness and humiliation because I had my heart broken under the Eiffel Tower.
Almost a decade later, I finally did something to change all that.
对于房屋内部设施,不同的人,有不同的讲究。
“There were a number of surprises and things I did not expect, like having to redo the bathroom, add a new hot water heater, and fix a moisture problem inside one bedroom.
“I was somewhat surprised at the work that needed to be done mostly due to the assumptions that I made about the condition simply due to the fact that it was being lived in prior to my purchase. I discovered later that the former occupants tolerated quite a bit of the deficiencies of the place.”
“There were a number of surprises and things I did not expect, like having to redo the bathroom, add a new hot water heater, and fix a moisture problem inside one bedroom.
“I was somewhat surprised at the work that needed to be done mostly due to the assumptions that I made about the condition simply due to the fact that it was being lived in prior to my purchase. I discovered later that the former occupants tolerated quite a bit of the deficiencies of the place.”
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