yasu:“每当他们问及我到底是S(施虐狂)还是M(受虐狂)时,我会回答他们:『我是好色之徒』。”——Ori☆Sta(Only Star) (2012)
yasu “whenever they ask me if I’m an S (sadistic) or an M (masochistic) I answer them “I’m erotic” “ ーOri☆Sta(Only Star)(2012)
Thanks to my friend Lillian for translating it into Simplified Chinese♥️
#yasu##acidblackcherry#
yasu “whenever they ask me if I’m an S (sadistic) or an M (masochistic) I answer them “I’m erotic” “ ーOri☆Sta(Only Star)(2012)
Thanks to my friend Lillian for translating it into Simplified Chinese♥️
#yasu##acidblackcherry#
KL冷笑话4,下面有中文翻译。
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(after several years of not seeing each other, Claire pays Leon a visit)
Claire: Why there are a few dates marked as “Jack off day” on your calendar???
Leon: We depend on this to remind us which day we can have fun or we should bring KK to the host family.
Claire: Jeez, you send your son away just for that reason?
Leon: Why you say so?——Hey! you are back! Meet my friend Claire. Claire, this is my husband, Jack Krauser.
Claire: Hi Jack……wait……
(Claire flipping the calendar to the next page and seeing there’s another mark: Jack&Leon off day, family vacation)
———
(几年不见之后,Claire拜访了Leon)
Claire:为什么你的日历上有几个日期被标记为“Jack off day”???
Leon:我们用这个来提醒自己哪一天可以找点乐子,或是哪天我们应该把KK送去寄宿家庭。
Claire:天,你们就因为这个理由把儿子送走吗?
Leon:为什么这么说?——嘿!你回来了!认识一下我的朋友Claire。Claire,这是我的丈夫,Jack Krauser。
Claire:嗨,Jack……等等……
(Claire将日历翻到下一页,发现还有另一种标记:Jack&Leon off day,家庭度假日)
———
(after several years of not seeing each other, Claire pays Leon a visit)
Claire: Why there are a few dates marked as “Jack off day” on your calendar???
Leon: We depend on this to remind us which day we can have fun or we should bring KK to the host family.
Claire: Jeez, you send your son away just for that reason?
Leon: Why you say so?——Hey! you are back! Meet my friend Claire. Claire, this is my husband, Jack Krauser.
Claire: Hi Jack……wait……
(Claire flipping the calendar to the next page and seeing there’s another mark: Jack&Leon off day, family vacation)
———
(几年不见之后,Claire拜访了Leon)
Claire:为什么你的日历上有几个日期被标记为“Jack off day”???
Leon:我们用这个来提醒自己哪一天可以找点乐子,或是哪天我们应该把KK送去寄宿家庭。
Claire:天,你们就因为这个理由把儿子送走吗?
Leon:为什么这么说?——嘿!你回来了!认识一下我的朋友Claire。Claire,这是我的丈夫,Jack Krauser。
Claire:嗨,Jack……等等……
(Claire将日历翻到下一页,发现还有另一种标记:Jack&Leon off day,家庭度假日)
You will see petals fly,
when lament becomes carol,
Could you please hear my voice,
that hungers for a duo.
Life blooms like a flower,
far away or by the road,
waiting for the one,
to find the way back home.
……
—————————— Rubia ——————————
枝条舒展,朝霞隐现,
时间流淌,拥抱晨光。
爱会包裹心田里发光的种子,等待着归家的人。
玫瑰金的暖色配上帕帕拉恰的日出色,又温热又不会灼伤~就像人心恰到好处的温度[心]
【自制第二枚diy戒指蹦恰恰出来咯~~名为Rubia的小公举驾到~~~[送花花][送花花][送花花]
when lament becomes carol,
Could you please hear my voice,
that hungers for a duo.
Life blooms like a flower,
far away or by the road,
waiting for the one,
to find the way back home.
……
—————————— Rubia ——————————
枝条舒展,朝霞隐现,
时间流淌,拥抱晨光。
爱会包裹心田里发光的种子,等待着归家的人。
玫瑰金的暖色配上帕帕拉恰的日出色,又温热又不会灼伤~就像人心恰到好处的温度[心]
【自制第二枚diy戒指蹦恰恰出来咯~~名为Rubia的小公举驾到~~~[送花花][送花花][送花花]
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