9.26 在伦敦正式开逛的第一天
吃了非常赞的brunch 和秘鲁菜。英国食物没有传闻中那么糟，甚至非常棒
逛了向往已久的大英博物馆，沉浸在各国文明中6个多小时，闭馆的时候还流连忘返[舔屏]
看了一个喜剧 Crazy for You，表演和舞台效果都太赞了，还有各种英式谐音梗。看剧的大都是老爷爷老奶奶，最后结束时全场起立鼓掌欢呼，氛围实在太好了

9.27 伦敦之行第二天
坐了伦敦地标之一伦敦眼并坐船游览了泰晤士河导游小姐姐一本正经讲段子，超棒由于上错船，多花了34磅坐了三趟[二哈]
⚪️ 参观地标二大本钟, 风好大发型好乱鸽子好多。走路被一个壮汉撞了一下，手机膜摔碎了
参观西敏寺⛪️被教堂的各种繁复设计惊艳。朋友问工作人员问题时讲错话，她想问牛顿是埋在这里吗，说成了Is Newton here? （牛顿仙逝很久了……）工作人员一本正经回复，Yes. He is here and you will find him. 再次被英式幽默逗乐
隔着白金汉宫大门看卫兵门口的维多利亚纪念雕塑非常壮观
我的朋友，一个已婚妇女，晚上带我去看了MagicMike，肌肉猛男秀[doge][doge]尺度大到不适合发照片[污]

再过12个小时就要离开伦敦去剑桥啦

到底為什麼酒精這麼好and cigarettes
Wooooooow
還有個很搞笑的朋友因為他去海裡捉魚所以叫fish will然後因為他的衣服從來都沒烘乾直接穿或者掛在房間導致房間一股霉味所以David說他的room叫mushroom lmaoooooooo
我真的要笑死
Btw Brian sucks tho he is cute
And David “punched” that guy’s face
坐在麥當勞門口的地上吃東西真的很像homeless
今天碰見這隻小狗要給他拍照他的主人直接把他提起來擺在我面前 笑
蹲在地上和一群人一起抽煙也很爽
我的人生爽翻天了

Because he thinks who Wang Yongqiang likes is the best! So Wang Yongqiang likes whoever he likes! Wang Yongqiang pretends to like the twin sisters Dali Zhang Chunting and Erli Zhang Xinting! He just likes Dali Zhang Chunting and Erli Zhang Xinting! After he fell in love with the twin sisters Dali Zhang Chunting and Erli Zhang Xinting, Dali Zhang Chunting and Erli Zhang Xinting used him as a duck to seduce me to save their lives! How funny! Even if he as a duck seduces me , I can't protect the lives of the twin sisters Dali Zhang Chunting and Erli Zhang Xinting! Because this is aiding the tyrant in his tyranny! Actually, Wang Yongqiang wants to leave the best Zhang Xueting for himself!
因为他觉得王永强喜欢的就是最好的！所以王永强喜欢谁，他就喜欢谁！王永强假装喜欢那对双胞胎姐妹大力张春婷和二力张鑫婷！他就喜欢大力张春婷和二力张鑫婷！当他喜欢上那对双胞胎姐妹大力张春婷和二力张鑫婷以后，大力张春婷和二力张鑫婷就拿他当鸭子一样使唤他勾引我为大力张春婷和二力张鑫婷保命！多么好笑呀！即使他当鸭子勾引我，我也绝对不会保那对双胞胎姐妹大力张春婷和二力张鑫婷的命的！因为这是在助纣为虐！其实王永强是想把最好的张雪婷留给他自己！