仙女妈妈和我 Mummy Fairy and Me
“Hello. I’m called Ella Brook and I live in a town called Cherrywood. I have blue eyes and dark brown hair. My best friends at school are Tom and Lenka. My worst enemy is Zoe. And then there is my mummy. She looks normal, like any other mummy….but she’s not. Because she can turn into a fairy. She just has to shut her eyes tight, say ‘Marshmallow’….and POOF! She’s Mummy Fairy. ”
“Hello. I’m called Ella Brook and I live in a town called Cherrywood. I have blue eyes and dark brown hair. My best friends at school are Tom and Lenka. My worst enemy is Zoe. And then there is my mummy. She looks normal, like any other mummy….but she’s not. Because she can turn into a fairy. She just has to shut her eyes tight, say ‘Marshmallow’….and POOF! She’s Mummy Fairy. ”
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【230909】那年今日
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[#周宪#] Hi MONBEBE! It’s JOOHONEY. Just checking in to say hello and give you a peek into my day.
[#周宪#] I'm eating chicken now!
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【周宪个人IG:joohoneywalker】
【周宪个人SOUNDCLOUD:주honey】
【230909】那年今日
190910 官方蓝鸟更新
[#周宪#] Hi MONBEBE! It’s JOOHONEY. Just checking in to say hello and give you a peek into my day.
[#周宪#] I'm eating chicken now!
蜜罐存满D-501
【每日打卡tag:#穿越天空的想念#】
【宪吧近期事务汇总:https://t.cn/A6CM6kKv】
【周宪个人IG:joohoneywalker】
【周宪个人SOUNDCLOUD:주honey】
看了一段Michael Yo的脱口秀(他爸是美国黑人,核能博士,他妈是韩国人),说自己结婚六年了,爸妈结婚48年了!他问自己老爸保持婚姻的秘诀是什么,他爸说:That’s simple son: never say the first or second thing that pops into your head. You always say the third.”
他爸解释说:你要是第一念头想到啥说啥,那你就等着离婚吧,你要说出你想到的第二个念头,你就等着晚上睡沙发。说第三个,你们才会幸福快乐地生活下去。”
然后他说:“我结婚六年,还没觉得用得上我爸的教诲。直到大概一个月前,我和我老婆开车去维加斯,她打包了一些我们两岁女儿的食物,放在冷藏袋(cooler)里。等我们到了,她打开袋子一看,说:‘哎呀,食物都化啦。’我看了一下,她根本没放冰块。”
他的表演很好笑,表情复杂地张口结舌好了一会儿,最后无奈地说:“亲爱的,你都没放冰块啊。”他老婆很理所当然地回答:“你不用放冰块在冷藏袋,这是个冷藏袋!切~”
他说:“我首先想到的是,这是我听到的最蠢的鬼话了!”然后他当然没有说出来,他想了又想,最后说:“我真不敢相信,这个冷藏袋……它坏了。”
这条宜推广[笑cry][笑cry]
他爸解释说:你要是第一念头想到啥说啥,那你就等着离婚吧,你要说出你想到的第二个念头,你就等着晚上睡沙发。说第三个,你们才会幸福快乐地生活下去。”
然后他说:“我结婚六年,还没觉得用得上我爸的教诲。直到大概一个月前,我和我老婆开车去维加斯,她打包了一些我们两岁女儿的食物,放在冷藏袋(cooler)里。等我们到了,她打开袋子一看,说:‘哎呀,食物都化啦。’我看了一下,她根本没放冰块。”
他的表演很好笑,表情复杂地张口结舌好了一会儿,最后无奈地说:“亲爱的,你都没放冰块啊。”他老婆很理所当然地回答:“你不用放冰块在冷藏袋,这是个冷藏袋!切~”
他说:“我首先想到的是,这是我听到的最蠢的鬼话了!”然后他当然没有说出来,他想了又想,最后说:“我真不敢相信,这个冷藏袋……它坏了。”
这条宜推广[笑cry][笑cry]
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