当女教授看到我在party上拿起一瓶啤酒：“You
can find a glass so that you don’t need to have it all”
我：“Can’t I have it all?”
女教授：“Girl you don’t need to….
男教授走过来拦住她：“This girl can have even more because she’s Ikken”
我？？我的风评还有救吗 https://t.cn/RPrUVaT

记录一下改作文遇到的地狱笑话

语文老师慎看：
Biejing Baijing Beijin Niaocao
数学老师慎看：
2 billion 0.2 billion 2 million 3000 thousand
我心梗的：
Tiananment Tianan gate Tianan door
What’s wrong with you?
Bird house
Gu go museum
Hearing that you are interesting in…
Long time no say

1.There are a lots of lose ends now…How once you going to execute this?现在有很多问题，我们怎样处理
2.As I explained over the phone， today,如同我今天在电话中解释的那样
3.Since we will have one chance only.既然我们只要一个选择
4.Please note and proceed as is,请注意，并按现况继续
5.Please see the reply below in red 请看如下红色的回复

6.Please check at your side and comment 请你们那边检讨一下并回复。
7.Noted and understand all below, see reply in bold black (请看黑色粗体回复）
8. Please forward to JACK for comment and corrective action. 评价和纠正措施提供给 JACK
9.This is good news, You did a really good job!
10.Noted all below and attached files with thanks. Here is the summary of our findings:以下是我们的结果总结

11.Looking forward to hearing back from you tomorrow (盼明天收到你的回复）
12.Please advise us with your comments 请把你的看法告诉我们
13.Please advise 请回复
14.Noted all below with thanks, see reply in red.
15.Sorry for confusion(混乱）

16.We will let you know its result soon.
17.Any updates on this request? 关于这个问题有什么新的消息吗
18.We reviewed (it) and have the following comments:
19.As we understand,
20.Please review with Jack and advise 请与 JACK 检讨并回复