我，单身，没有男朋友，离开了地球。

为单身女士伸张正义！

看来我今天需要朵拉和她的地图。

我、朵拉和她的地图的故事 [揣手]
我：朵拉，你能帮我找个男朋友吗？
朵拉：出来，地图。
[机智][笑cry]

Me, who is single, without a boyfriend left the Earth...

Justice for all the single ladies out there!

Seems like I'll be neeeding Dora and her Map for this day.

The Tale of Me, Dora, and her Map[揣手]
Me: Dora, can you help me where I can find a boyfriend?
Dora: Come out, Map.
[机智][笑cry]

哇哦，今年诺贝尔医学奖得主：Svante Pääbo[赢牛奶]

啥子贡献捏？作为遗传学家，他对“人类的起源的追溯有着重大贡献”！

“His work shows that all humans trace their ancestry to a small population of Africans who later spread out across the world. We’ve also learned that Neanderthals, the short stocky hunters who disappeared 30,000 years ago, mated with the more modern human species and left their imprint deep within our genome. In 2007, Time named the Swedish biologist one of the 100 Most Influential People in the World for his work.”

用他的话讲，我们都来自非洲的一个小部落。“Neanderthals”。而曾经的遗传学家和历史学家认为Neanderthals已经灭绝了。但是现在事实并非如此，他们不仅还在，而且他们的血液还流淌在我们其中的一些人身上！

真就是齐天大圣那句“八百年前都是一家人”！[doge] https://t.cn/R2WxO9M

To you who call yourself a parent...
You can only give birth to them but you don’t own them.
To you who are still young...
You have to bleed first before you learn.
To you who call themselves wise...
Don’t let your cowardice get the better of you.
Pick a side or throw away what you believe in.