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What is the chief cause of divorce? Marriage.什么是离婚的主要原因？结婚。
Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious; both are disappointed.男人因疲倦而结婚，女人因好奇而结婚；最终他们都会失望。
The happiness of a married man depends on the people he has not married.已婚者的快乐来自那些他没有娶的人。
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.结婚是想象战胜了理智，再婚是希望战胜了经验。
Women love men for their defects; if men have enough of them women will forgive them everything, even their gigantic intellects.女人因为男人的缺点而爱男人；如果男人的缺点足够多，女人什么事都可以原谅他们，哪怕是他们的智力。
A women will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on.女人可以跟任何人调情，只要有旁人看见。
A women will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on.女人可以跟任何人调情，只要有旁人看见。

#特朗普宣布暂停资助世卫组织#
美民主党 CHIEF 列美统六宗罪：
一、解散前任白宫应对疫情特别小分队；
二、一月份接到疫情线报，没当回事；
三、告诉追随者，疫情是骗局，会自己消失；
四、直到三月份，还搞不清如何测试，即使现在，测试能力依然不足，也没有足够的医疗防护设备；
五、美统毫无应对疫情的相应能力，导致经济一团糟；
六、美统是懦夫、毫无领导力、从不承担责任，懦夫才会甩锅。