Lady Gaga 对 "I don't remember ARTPOP" 推文的解释。
“我觉得很好笑为什么我不能拥有幽默感，互联网本质上就是一个笑话，我简单说了一个笑话结果引起众人的恐慌，对于创造的艺术我从不后悔，也不建议任何人这么做。”
"I think it's funny that I'm not allowed to have a sense of humor. The internet is essentially a big joke, but if I tell one everyone freaks out. I don't regret my art, and I wouldn't suggest anyone do."

✨一对可爱的idioms:
【I'm all over the place】➡【pull/get myself together】
前者形容“不在状态、脑袋里乱七八糟”，后者表示“振作起来、打起精神”。
仔细品品英文和表达的意思，很奇妙吧՞• •՞
ps. 感到头大的时候可以像收拾屋子一样归置归置大脑，说不定灵感抽空就来了。

#EnglishIdioms#

北京时间3月16日消息，今天上午，前阿里巴巴董事局主席马云终于开通了其个人的推特账号，马云的第一条推文中就提到了他组织的对美捐赠口罩和检测试剂盒等物资已经从上海出发，正在发往美国。

推特马上炸锅！

引用: [–]Octodab

172 points 4 hours ago
Shit nobody tell the CDC, otherwise they might ask that the plane be sent back.

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[–]soupedechauvesouris

[+1] 113 points 3 hours ago
No, they're aware of it - those are all of our test kits you're seeing there in the pic.

Jack Ma announces he is donating 500,000 test kits:

https://t.cn/A6zNc9Ou ... donation/index.html

Donald Trump says "500,000 additional tests will be available next week" -

https://t.cn/A6zNc9O3 ... g-plagued-by-delays

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The tests are literally in the mail. From Jack Ma.

Octodab 172 赞 4 小时以前
艹，谁也别告诉CDC，他们知道了得叫救灾飞机掉头回去。

[–]soupedechauvesouris [+1] 113 赞 3 小时以前
CDC已经知道了 - 给你看的“我们的试剂”就是这一批。
马总统宣布将捐赠五十万试剂：
https://t.cn/A6zNc9Ou ... donation/index.html

川总统说“下周又有五十万试剂啦！”

https://t.cn/A6zNc9O3 ... g-plagued-by-delays

试剂的的确确是正在快递呢。从马总统那里发过来的。