一個猶太小孩的十三歲成年禮用雞毛做主題,囧叔就冒出來說如果他要崇拜一個主持人為什麼不崇拜一個猶太主持。
"I'm Jon Stewart. I'm a talk show host as well... I was. A few years ago. And I am a Jew."
囧說了一個希伯來文的笑話,然後說「你知道誰聽不懂這個笑話嗎?雞毛!」
「別被雞毛的鬍子跟泡泡眼騙了,他不是希伯來人,他只是病了」「你怎麼不崇拜一個也做過割禮的主持人呢?」「現在小孩是怎麼說的,他還戴著他的『兜帽』呢!」
後面又扯了幾句話跑去跟樂團打了招呼之後又跑走了。
He just walked in and the audience screamed.
身高一米七,氣場七米一
雞毛畏畏縮縮的不敢握手hhhh
"I'm Jon Stewart. I'm a talk show host as well... I was. A few years ago. And I am a Jew."
囧說了一個希伯來文的笑話,然後說「你知道誰聽不懂這個笑話嗎?雞毛!」
「別被雞毛的鬍子跟泡泡眼騙了,他不是希伯來人,他只是病了」「你怎麼不崇拜一個也做過割禮的主持人呢?」「現在小孩是怎麼說的,他還戴著他的『兜帽』呢!」
後面又扯了幾句話跑去跟樂團打了招呼之後又跑走了。
He just walked in and the audience screamed.
身高一米七,氣場七米一
雞毛畏畏縮縮的不敢握手hhhh
THEY CAME FIRST for the Communists,
and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’ t a Communist.
THEN THEY CAME for the Jews,
and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’ t a Jew.
THEN THEY CAME for the trade unionists,
and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’ t a trade unionist.
THEN THEY CAME for the Catholics,
and I didn’t speak up because I was a Protestant.
THEN THEY CAME for me,
and by that time no one was left to speak up.
――Pastor Martin Niemoeller
译文:
起初他们追杀共产主义者的时候,
我没有说话———因为我不是共产主义者;
接着他们追杀犹太人的时候,
我没有说话———因为我不是犹太人;
后来他们追杀工会成员的时候,
我没有说话———因为我不是工会成员;
此后他们追杀天主教徒的时候,
我没有说话———因为我是新教教徒;
最后他们奔我而来,
那时已经没有人能为我说话了。
——马丁·尼莫拉牧师
and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’ t a Communist.
THEN THEY CAME for the Jews,
and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’ t a Jew.
THEN THEY CAME for the trade unionists,
and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’ t a trade unionist.
THEN THEY CAME for the Catholics,
and I didn’t speak up because I was a Protestant.
THEN THEY CAME for me,
and by that time no one was left to speak up.
――Pastor Martin Niemoeller
译文:
起初他们追杀共产主义者的时候,
我没有说话———因为我不是共产主义者;
接着他们追杀犹太人的时候,
我没有说话———因为我不是犹太人;
后来他们追杀工会成员的时候,
我没有说话———因为我不是工会成员;
此后他们追杀天主教徒的时候,
我没有说话———因为我是新教教徒;
最后他们奔我而来,
那时已经没有人能为我说话了。
——马丁·尼莫拉牧师
“They came first for the Communists,and I didn't speak up, because I wasn't a Communist.
Then they came for the Jews,and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew.
Then they came for the trade unionists,and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist.
Then they came for the Catholics,and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant.
Then they came for me, and by that time no one was left to speak up.”
Then they came for the Jews,and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew.
Then they came for the trade unionists,and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist.
Then they came for the Catholics,and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant.
Then they came for me, and by that time no one was left to speak up.”
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